Super Suicide Brothers
Super Duper Pooper Scooper Brothers For WiiDS
I, the announcer, am here to detail some features that can't be found in Super Smash Brothers.
SUPER SASH BROTHERS FOR WII U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best part of the Wii U game is that you have more than 4 unique heroes to choose between.
[Module - Neon Mines]
You'll notice that the moveset of each fighter is the same as Kirbys, so those fighting techniques you've been polishing will NOT EVEN come in handy on the Wii U version! YEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP!
Amiibo, yeah! Now, you won't have to worry about going over to a friends house! And you won't be able to play online.
I should mention that the probability of multiplayer is a bit lower than 0.
If you touch one of these areas with over 100% damage, you'll be OK!
(rising in pitch) DeDeDeDeDeDeDeDeDeDe
Ridley! He's just some boss enemy. Not even special!
You can also play during battles.
We're bringing back............ CLONES!
You'll notice that the moveset of each fighter is the same.
Smash Bros. for Wii U is a board game. PLAY AT ONCE!!!!!!!!! If your Miis arrive on the same space, all players will be forced to play the fighting party game, SMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUS!
8 player smash can be played by up to 4 players.
The Wii U Pro Controller Pro!
The piece of junk
The Nintendo Wii U Classic GameCube Controller Remote Pad-chuck Plus Pro!
I don't think this is a game for gamers, I think this is a game for posers!
Smash Run from the Nintendo 3DS version isn't on the Wii U game.
(commercial break) Please stay tuned!
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In the 3DS version, you were able to choose from all the fighters in the game. For the Wii U version, we are introducing a different mode called "Go and Take A Shower"!
By the way, we've made it so that you can never play Classic Mode! We're introducing Sick Mode!
Once an Amiibo figure has been scanned, the fighter can pee! OH YEAH! You can also help them grow by feeding them P.F. Chang's!
(nope) Judgement judgement judgement judgement!
I hope you're excited for Team Fortress 2!
Pyros. ("Nope" but in a slightly higher pitch)
Nintendo Gamecube Controller!
Nintendo Gamecube Controller! Jinx! lol
The most interesting thing you can do with the GamePad in Smash Brothers... is real life.
There are a number of new features and modes that the Wii U and Three U versions share! Including:
Battling with Chuck!
Battling is more difficult then ever.
Super Soup Brothers for Wii U will never be released in North America ever.
[23 - Ballin']
Aight, I'm talkin' 'bout that DS-triple.
The DS-triple! I ain't talkin' 'bout that Wii U.
C'mon, now, the Wii U? Aight, maybe if the game is like, you know... WarioWare.
But you know what I'm tryna say? I'm tryna say:
Aeh. Woo! [itty-bitty breaths]